What the f*ck is Majoogly Tango!?
I’m glad you asked. Actually, I’m not. Explaining this can be some cumbersome, but I’ll do my best to break things down “Barney Style.” Majoogly Tango is a phrase I made up that if used in the right context, can mean anything. I mostly use it in place of nouns or curse words. I started saying it back in 2015 or so. I would casually slide it into military conversations to see if people would ask for clarification or act like they knew what I was talking about. After successfully getting away with it for years, I finally brought it over to the civilian side of life, where it more often than not, catches everyone off guard. I just say it’s a military thing and people hardly think twice about it.
Who The F*ck Is This Guy?
I’m not saying we have to be bunk buddies or anything, but you should know who has your six.
War Stories… Not Really
Skip the Safety Brief and head straight down range. Scat Pack and Barracks Bunny sold separately!
Radio Check, Over!
For those of you who are looking to become Battle Buddies… I mean, Warrior Companions.
Welcome to Fort Majoogly! 